dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
“But women don’t like to look at porn, they only like to read written ero—”
[Softly places a finger to your lips]
[Crouches down and gives you a hug]
[Hands you a Chips Ahoy, ruffles your hair, gives you a pat and sends you back to the playground]
This cat knows how to relax
I think I just found the Empress of Weeping Angels.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOBODY BLINK!!
omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green
how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
made this transparent
I love you, sea pancake.
yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.
i only made this 2 days ago notes what
This is why you are so loved, Mr. Depp.
SHERLOCK FANS. WATCH NOW. WATCH. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE. WATCH. SHIVERS ARE AN UNDERSTATEMENT. YOU WILL JUST BECOME A GIANT GOOSEBUMP. YOU WILL CRY AND LAUGH AND SCREAM. YOU WILL BE ASKING YOURSELVES WHY HASN’T BBC PICKED THIS UP AS A PROMO FOR SERIES 3. YOU WILL BE ASKING YOURSELVES WHY YOU WERE SO STUPID TO WATCH THE SHOW IN THE FIRST PLACE, BECAUSE IF YOU HADN’T, YOU WOULDN’T GRASP THE PHENOM THAT IS THIS VIDEO AND BE ASKING YOURSELF WHY ARE ALL THE EMOTIONS WHYYYY.
TWEET THIS TO MOFFAT!
DO NOT JUST SCROLL PAST THIS!!!!!! WATCH IT!! IT IS AWESOME!!!!!
I WILL REBLOG THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IFLDAS;HGRUEHAGEIRHAFKSDJ
SHIVERS. OMG. I LITERALLY JUMPED OUT OF MY SEAT AT THE END. ALL THE EVERYTHING. PERFECT.
WATCH THIS. IF IT IS THE LAST THING YOU DO.
that was… I honestly can’t.
This is the best thing that I’ve ever seen. I will most likely watch and reblog this every time it appears on my dash…
This is the best thing I have EVER seen in my life
oh my god this is fucking amazing
hilarious? HILARIOUS? THIS WAS THE FUCKING SADDEST MOMENT IN MY CHILDHOOD
what the fuck did i just stumble across